May 2013
dietchola:
you know that one piece of clothing that you own that you’re just absolutely in love with and you would wear it every day even if it means you look like a trashy hobo
come-along-castiel:
Theres a drug raid in the house next door and the policemen who aren’t doing the raid are sitting on a trampoline. Welcome to Australia
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
jesuschristvevo:
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
snarg:
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
castielandhishunters:
calumon:
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
deluminator:
my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’
zrankfappa:
Channing Tatum is an ork.
darrynek:
the nominees are
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
adele
